What the EFF!

I am on day four of my HCG diet and all i can say is the first two days are much more exciting. The first two days are when you get to eat as much fat as you can so your body can prepare for the shock and awe campaign that will ensue. My initial breakfast consisted of 7, yes i typed seven, sausage links, 3 eggs, two pieces of buttered toast and a muffin from Costco. Like I said what the EFF!!!!!